Friday, April 8, 2011

Armchair PhD

Wake up at 10:00am - check
Reach lab at 11:00am - check
Breakfast until 11:30am - check
Ass-lick boss - check
Check the work in progress with the Research Assistants (RA) - check
Time for lunch break at 12:30pm - check
Enter lab after siesta at 3:00pm - check
Ask RA for the results of the experiments he conducted - check
Ask RA to make "figures" - check
Photoshop those images - check
Show the "photoshopped images" to boss at 4:30pm- check
Rejoice at the productive/significant day workwise - check
Ask RA to conduct further experiments until midnight - check
Leave lab at 5:00pm - check
Wails of RA in the background - check!!!

1 comment:

Arinjay said...

oh my god!! This is so awesome!! you forgot one thing.. "whining about how he's losing weight cos of his tremendous workload and how other grad students don't do nothing.. check." :P